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That one with the red thing
I decided to let Ryan watch a little TV this morning. Usually we try not to do this too often, but I thought he might enjoy it. Ryan is three and a half years old -- an age where the "and a half" is still relevant. Communicating with young children can be a challenge, because sometimes they don't use the best words for getting their idea across, and that leads to confusion and miscommunication. Come to think of it, it's that way with a lot of adults too.

Sassan: Ryan, would you like to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
Ryan: Want to watch Mickey Mouse!
Sassan: Okay, we'll watch one episode. Which one would you like to see?
Ryan: The one with the rocket ship!
Sassan: Sorry, I don't think we have that one. Let's see what we do have! We have Mickey's Treat, Pluto's Best, Donald the Frog Prince, Daisy in the Sky, Goofy the Great, Minnie's Birthday, Donald's Big Balloon Race, Pluto's Puppy-Sitting Adventure, Sleeping Minnie, Donald and the Beanstalk, Goofy's Bird, Goofy the Home Maker, Mickey Goes Fishing, A Surprise for Minnie, Mickey's Treasure Hunt, and Minnie Red Riding Hood. Which one of those would you like to see?
Ryan: Umm, umm, that one, the one with the red thing.
Sassan: The red thing???
Ryan: The one with the red thing! The one with the red thing!!! That one!
Sassan: What red thing?
Ryan: The red thing! The red thing! Umm, umm, Goofy's Bird.
Sassan: Oh, that red thing!
Ryan: That one! With the red thing!
Sassan: Okay.
Ryan: What Daddy didn't know what Ryan meant for?

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On May 05, 2008 11:51 AM, Blogger Deb wrote:

February. It is now May. Your daughter is probably shopping for her prom dress and you have yet to post pictures.

Come on blog buddy, keep up with the demand. :-)
 
No way out
I'd sure hate to be stuck in this traffic jam! (Click on image for a larger view.)

Worse than gridlock, it's deadlock


Sorry I don't have the original source to credit the image.

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I'm not sure what to make of this question
My three-year-old son Ryan just asked me:

How come sometimes Daddy doesn't know everything more than Mommy?


Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? I don't know.

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On January 16, 2008 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

That's priceless! Right up there with Nathan inquiring "Mama, penis go?"
 
The 10 tastiest foods on this, or any other, planet
Here is a list of the 10 tastiest foods on Earth and elsewhere. (This is different from my list of 10 favourite foods that I previously posted, because a favourite food isn't necessarily the tastiest food, or vice-versa.)

10. Pepperoni stick
9. Buttered popcorn
8. Orange creamsicle
7. Old El Paso cheese dip
6. KFC
5. Earl Grey tea
4. Blue bubble gum ice cream
3. A&W Cream Soda
2. Nutella
1. Reese's peanut butter cups

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On December 22, 2007 11:53 AM, Blogger mark wrote:

i put it to you that the name of this blog should be " sassan, the blog of a house husband"

how's life as a live-in dad going?
 
On January 03, 2008 3:29 AM, Blogger tercumenette wrote:

 
Hello Blogosphere. I have NO IDEA what this means. Any suggestions??
I found this word list in an unsent message in my Drafts folder. No recipient, date, or subject line. I have no idea what it's doing in there; all I know is that I must have written it at some point. I'm going nuts trying to figure it out, and would appreciate any suggestions! Thank you!

Denim
Clorox
Alimony
Mentholatum
Argot
Linoleum
Xerox
Polonius
Masonite
Pandemonium
Steponum
Kryptonite
Latrine

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On December 10, 2007 6:53 PM, Blogger Laura wrote:

Something similar to this post a la periodic table?
 
On December 19, 2007 1:12 PM, Blogger Deb wrote:

Lex Luthor's shopping list?
 
Life after BlackBerry
I've decided to leave my job at RIM and become a full-time, stay-at-home dad to my two young children, Ryan and Megan.

It's a life-changing decision, and people react predictably to this news. If they have children of their own, they are generally very supportive. They say something along the lines of "You're doing a wonderful thing! They're only this age once, and they grow up so fast. It's great that you can take this time to do it."

On the other hand, those who do not have children of their own invariably ask, "What are you going to do with all your free time?" I forgive them the absurdity of this question, because they clearly have no idea what it's like to be around two very busy little kids all day long. They go non-stop, and they don't take breaks. The concept of free time went out the window a long time ago. But thanks for asking.

Leaving work wasn't easy. I started working at RIM in 1996, before there was even a BlackBerry. As an electrical engineering student, I was intrigued by the idea of wireless data communication, which was still in its infancy. I knew that RIM was on the verge of something big, and I wanted to be part of it. The entire company consisted of about 50 people when I joined. Today, it has grown to more than 7,000 employees, including some of the best and brightest minds in the field. The company measures annual sales in the billions of dollars, and has made BlackBerry a recognizable brand name around the world. By any measure, RIM is a huge success story.

I have had an amazing time at RIM. I truly enjoyed working with the people and technology that make the company great. It was a difficult decision to give that up and spend every day raising my kids, who are too young to understand or appreciate the value of what I am doing for them, and who often behave in a thoroughly unpredictable and irrational manner. It isn't the fun and games some people think it is. There are tantrums and unreasonable requests, and a good night's sleep is a thing of the past. It makes me cranky sometimes. But parenting is all about challenges and sacrifices, and this the life I have chosen for myself.

So now that my parental leave is over, I've left my position indefinitely. Tomorrow morning, and every day after that, instead of throwing my laptop bag over my shoulder and heading into work, I'll be at home, changing poopy diapers and teaching the ABC's. Of course I'll miss going into work. But I also know that if I went, I would be missing something even better.

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On December 02, 2007 7:30 PM, Anonymous markoos wrote:

wow mate. that's massive. good luck and i wish you well. i can sorta empathize about the lifestyle change (though i gave up full-time work to study), it's gonna be great.

i look forward to the interesting blog posts.
 
On December 03, 2007 11:14 AM, Blogger Deb wrote:

That is so cool. I expect lots of picture posts, which by the way have been lacking, considering the addition of the new kid.

You and markoos both are brave souls.
 
On December 07, 2007 2:45 PM, Blogger Laura wrote:

Huge news - congrats! I look forward to more adventures of Sassan the super-dad :)
 
There is no right answer to this question
"Are you going to share your Hallowe'en candy with your sister?" our neighbour asked Ryan while trick-or-treating, referring to his 7.5-month-old sister Megan.

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On November 12, 2007 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

That's funny! In our household, it was much easier - Nathan did the legwork collecting candy, went to bed, and WE enjoyed ;)
 
Rap lyrics translated
This is awesome.

Rap lyrics translated

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On October 31, 2007 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’ ... what does my son have to do with Ebonics and rap music?! What does Nathan mean??
 
Which Friends character are you?
Fun little quiz...



Which Friends Character Are You?

You are Ross. You're intelligent and adored by your parents. However, your lack of social skills causes you to talk too much and try too hard. While your friends pick on you for your nerdiness, they better watch our for your rage.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

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On October 31, 2007 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

Oh my god! I did this quiz and came out as Monica!! So not only am I your sister in real life ... but I'm also your virtual-quiz sibling?! Geez ...
 
To the other people waiting in line with me at the passport office
To the other people waiting in line with me at the passport office, I would like to share a few things about my three-year-old son Ryan:

1. Telling me to "control your child" as he breaks loose from my grip and runs off assumes, incorrectly, that I am unaware of what has just happened or that I could easily have prevented it. It further suggests that it's any of your business. Wrong again.

2. A nicer word for you to use might have been "precocious."

3. Actually, he's saying "Fun! Fun! Fun!" You did not hear what you think you may have heard.

4. Yes, I do plan to take him onto an airplane; that's usually why one obtains a passport. I am also aware that it is an even more confined space than the passport office. Painfully aware.

5. I too would like to harness half his energy!

6. I know it's not a toy. But it looks like fun. Thank you for your heartfelt concern.

7. He's THREE. I'm tired. Give me a fucking break.


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On September 21, 2007 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

This is 3 years old boy full of energy. What else one would expect from him? Sitting at the corner and reading The Globe and Mail or working on his laptop checking the stock market?
To whomever doesn't appreciate the healthy energy of a 3 years old child: you either never had a child or you had a rotten childhood.
Gma :)
 
On September 24, 2007 2:56 AM, Blogger mark wrote:

i agree. ti's so rude that they'd actually say something.
 
On October 09, 2007 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote:

From one parent to another (and as your sister who cares about you) I have 2 words that I want you to turn into your mantra when dealing with judgmental busy-bodies who obviously can't understand the simple concept of a toddler/young child being full of energy: FUCK 'EM
 
Sassan and Janet Simpson
This is awesome!


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World War II poster
This is a Canadian poster from World War II -- "Lick them over there! Come on Canada!" Doesn't it make you feel patriotic and proud?

World War II poster


World War II, for those of you who don't remember, was the biggest war since World War I.

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On September 11, 2007 8:24 AM, Blogger Deb wrote:

yeah okay.. that one made me snicker in a juvenile fashion.

hehe
 
Toronto skyline pictures
I was in Toronto this week and pointed my camera's sights on one of my favourite photography subjects, the downtown Toronto skyline. This is the city I grew up in, and even though I no longer live there, in many ways it still feels like home.

Toronto skyline (4) Toronto skyline (3) Toronto skyline (1) Toronto skyline (2) Toronto skyline (5)


I used Canon's 24 mm shift lens for the first two pictures, and the 70-300 mm diffractive optics lens for the last three. All the pictures, except the fourth one, used the high dynamic range technique that I previously discussed here and here, to have good detail and colour in both the dark and light areas of the image.

You can click on any picture to open a larger view in a new window.

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Montreal pictures
I was in Montreal two weeks ago and took some time for photography. Here are some of my favourites.

The first one is the interior of Place des Arts metro (subway) station. To get a wide view, I used a Canon 24 mm shift lens to take three pictures: one shifted left, one centre, and one shifted right. Then I combined the three pictures into one frame. (It's like doing a spin panorama, except that the camera remained stationary and the lens was shifted instead, which means that there is no perspective shift from one frame to the next.) I also exposed each frame three times: one normally exposed, one underexposed, and one overexposed, then combined the three exposures into one frame; this allowed me to retain detail in both the shadow and highlight areas of the image. So the following picture is made from a total of nine exposures.

Metro Place des Arts, Montreal


The next picture is of the Chalet du Mont Royal. This was a tricky picture to make, because the ceiling was very dimly lit, while the view out the window was bright and sunny. So again, I made three different exposures (one for the shadows, one for the midtones, and for the highlights) and combined them into one. The camera was on a tripod so that the three images line up properly. This was a large, expansive room, and I used a shift lens (shifted up) so bring in more of the interesting ceiling and less of the boring floor. (Why shift? I could have simply tilted the camera upward, but then the vertical lines would not be parallel. See here for more information on perspective correction lenses.)

Chalet du Mont Royal, Montreal


Outside this chalet is a lookout over the city, called the Belvedere Kondiaronk. This has always been my favourite spot to take pictures of the city. I took two pictures here, one a traditional image and the other with exaggerated perspective that adds a bit of drama.

View of Montreal (1) View of Montreal (2)


Back now to where we started, Place des Arts, where the Montreal World Film Festival would begin just a few days later, and also where the Musée d'art contemporain (Museum of Contemporary Art) is exhibiting the works of Bruce Nauman. These pictures were also combined from several different exposures.

Montreal World Film Festival Montreal Museum of Contemporary Art


You can click on any of the pictures to bring up a larger view in a new window.

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Miss South Carolina says Americans need more maps
This defies comment.



Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

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On October 10, 2007 12:19 PM, Anonymous Nick Gustavsson wrote:

That is so sad. Have you ever heard someone having a harder time explaining something they did not understand what so ever LOL