The funniest joke in the world
Two elephants are in a bathtub.
"Pass the soap, Millicent," says the first elephant.
"No soap--" replies the second elephant. "Radio!"
"Pass the soap, Millicent," says the first elephant.
"No soap--" replies the second elephant. "Radio!"
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck.
What do an orange and a chicken have in common?
They're both orange all except for the chicken...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio
My response: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha