Barack Obama to run in presidential election
I LIKE A DEMOCRAT SENATOR IN, TO BAN REPUBLICAN

Microsoft to allow Vista downloads:
COST OF ALL WINDOWS VALIDATORS MOOT

Israel to gives Abbas one hundred million dollars:
DEAL AIRED, INSOLVENT HAMAS RULERS' BLOOD BOILING

Apple misses its forecast, shares decline too:
MACINTOSH SALES SLIP, PROFITS TO SEE DECREASE

Lohan's mom: drug-fueled Lindsay checks into rehab clinic
"FULLY LOADED" BANE: ANOTHER CHILDISH GIMMICK CONCERNS US

Oil prices fall:
A PROLIFIC SELL

Gale-force windstorm rocks northern Europe:
WATER COME LOOKING; FRENCH TROOPS SURRENDER

Massive fire races through Dubai skyscraper tower:
HORRIFIED WORKERS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE, VACATE A MESS

Bavarian premier announces political retirement:
PARLIAMENT OVERRUN, SAT IN CREAM PIE IN CELEBRATION