1. Telling me to "control your child" as he breaks loose from my grip and runs off assumes, incorrectly, that I am unaware of what has just happened or that I could easily have prevented it. It further suggests that it's any of your business. Wrong again.
2. A nicer word for you to use might have been "precocious."
3. Actually, he's saying "Fun! Fun! Fun!" You did not hear what you think you may have heard.
4. Yes, I do plan to take him onto an airplane; that's usually why one obtains a passport. I am also aware that it is an even more confined space than the passport office. Painfully aware.
5. I too would like to harness half his energy!
6. I know it's not a toy. But it looks like fun. Thank you for your heartfelt concern.
7. He's THREE. I'm tired. Give me a fucking break.
To whomever doesn't appreciate the healthy energy of a 3 years old child: you either never had a child or you had a rotten childhood.
Gma :)