This is why I don't get a tattoo
I feel really, really bad for this guy, but I laughed anyway:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
It reminds me of that scene from the very first ever episode of Seinfeld:
Too funny. I mean sad. Really sad. Sad and funny.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
It reminds me of that scene from the very first ever episode of Seinfeld:
Jerry: [To Vanessa] So, you're a lawyer...
Vanessa: Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
Jerry: [To himself, quickly] Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft... [To Vanessa] Of course, they handled my tattoo removal lawsuit!
Vanessa: Oh, that was you!
Jerry: Imagine, spelling "Mom" with two O's...
Vanessa: Very funny! What do you do?
Jerry: Comedian.
Vanessa: Really... That explains it...
Jerry: [To himself, quickly] Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
Too funny. I mean sad. Really sad. Sad and funny.
Another random, recent photograph
This is the aquarium at The Mirage in Las Vegas, on March 24, 2006.
I had no tripod with me, but the combination of image stabilization and high ISO allowed me to make a reasonably sharp image handheld, while Photoshop let me bring out the colour by removing the bluish cast and glare from the glass. The use of high ISO did, however, introduce considerable noise which some may find objectionable.
I had no tripod with me, but the combination of image stabilization and high ISO allowed me to make a reasonably sharp image handheld, while Photoshop let me bring out the colour by removing the bluish cast and glare from the glass. The use of high ISO did, however, introduce considerable noise which some may find objectionable.
Canon EOS 20D, Canon EF 70-300 mm f/4.5-5.6 DO IS USM lens at 70 mm, 1/60 second, f/4.5, ISO 3200
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On August 31, 2006 12:00 PM, Odat wrote:
Wow!!! great pic...are there any patents on it, because I'm now using it as my puter background at work!!! It's very soothing to look at...Thanks for sharing that!
On August 31, 2006 5:07 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
This is from 5 months ago, but I just came across a batch of pictures that I never went through before. I love when that happens!
Odat, all the pictures on my web site are copyrighted, but I'm giving you permission to use it as your computer background at work, so enjoy! :) Let me know if you would like a higher-resolution copy to match your screen resolution. The original picture is 3504 x 2336 pixels and I can scale it to whatever resolution you like, just let me know what it is (1024x768, etc.).
Odat, all the pictures on my web site are copyrighted, but I'm giving you permission to use it as your computer background at work, so enjoy! :) Let me know if you would like a higher-resolution copy to match your screen resolution. The original picture is 3504 x 2336 pixels and I can scale it to whatever resolution you like, just let me know what it is (1024x768, etc.).
On September 02, 2006 1:04 PM, Odat wrote:
thanks so much sassan...it looks good as it is...i have no idea whether i need another resolution...aarrghhhh!!
On September 11, 2006 8:28 AM, seebz wrote:
Speaking of permissions, I'm reminded of something that's bothering me a bit. What do you when someone chooses to reprint the same material you've researched over the internet and placed it on your blog? lets say flickr artists? What's kosher and what's not?
On September 11, 2006 2:42 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
You can ask them to take it down and hope they will comply. Unfortunately a lot of people do not understand the nature of "intellectual property rights" and do not see anything wrong with copying other people's work and pasting it into their own space. These are probably the same people who copy passages out of encyclopedias and pass them off as their own term papers in school! Others argue that if it's posted in a public space such as an Internet blog, it becomes public domain material, but that is not the case; the creator of the work still has copyright.
I don't think there's much you can do other than to ask them to remove the material or to credit you with it. If it really bothers you, you can pursue legal action, but maybe that is more hassle than it's worth? Or you can be flattered that they considered your material worthy of inclusion in their space, I suppose. :)
I don't think there's much you can do other than to ask them to remove the material or to credit you with it. If it really bothers you, you can pursue legal action, but maybe that is more hassle than it's worth? Or you can be flattered that they considered your material worthy of inclusion in their space, I suppose. :)
On September 12, 2006 1:16 PM, seebz wrote:
Thank you. I did end up commenting about "sparing some credits" for the original author. But that's it.
Comforting to know I'm not the only one who thinks doing such a thing is wrong.
Comforting to know I'm not the only one who thinks doing such a thing is wrong.
Refusing an award. Why?
Last week, Dr. Grigori Perelman, a Russian mathematician who showed his genius by solving the Poincare Conjecture, refused the Fields Medal -- the most prestigious award in mathematics -- as well as the million-dollar prize offered by the Clay Mathematics Institute for the solution of this intriguing puzzle. His reason? He did not want his work to be about personal fame, but about the math. This was not the first time he had done this -- he had previously turned down a prize from the European Mathematical Society.
This is not the first time that a researcher has refused an award of this magnitude. In 1965, the physicist Richard Feynman was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his ground-breaking work in quantum electrodynamics. He was going to refuse the award because it would be too much of a hassle, although he eventually relented and accepted the prize because he realized that refusing it would create even bigger hassles for him.
And just one year earlier, the writer Jean-Paul Sartre declined the 1964 Nobel Prize for Literature, stating that he did not wish to align himself with institutions.
Come on, guys. A Field Medal? A million bucks? A fricking Nobel Prize??? I'd accept any of them in a heartbeat! Okay, so that makes me an attention whore, so what? Could the accolades not be put to good use by drawing attention to whatever plight you're suffering?
We get it, fine, you don't want to become a "figurehead" of the big bad evil "institutions" with their self-serving "agendas" and political "manoeuverings." *YAWN* We're all really impressed.
Here's an idea. How about taking that million-dollar prize and contributing it to a charitable cause that works to make change? I mean seriously, whatever happened to the idea of effecting change from within?
Or would you rather sit back and ponder life's futility and meaninglessness while your million dollars sits, unclaimed and earning interest, in the coffers of the very institutions you claim to disavow.
This is not the first time that a researcher has refused an award of this magnitude. In 1965, the physicist Richard Feynman was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his ground-breaking work in quantum electrodynamics. He was going to refuse the award because it would be too much of a hassle, although he eventually relented and accepted the prize because he realized that refusing it would create even bigger hassles for him.
And just one year earlier, the writer Jean-Paul Sartre declined the 1964 Nobel Prize for Literature, stating that he did not wish to align himself with institutions.
Come on, guys. A Field Medal? A million bucks? A fricking Nobel Prize??? I'd accept any of them in a heartbeat! Okay, so that makes me an attention whore, so what? Could the accolades not be put to good use by drawing attention to whatever plight you're suffering?
We get it, fine, you don't want to become a "figurehead" of the big bad evil "institutions" with their self-serving "agendas" and political "manoeuverings." *YAWN* We're all really impressed.
Here's an idea. How about taking that million-dollar prize and contributing it to a charitable cause that works to make change? I mean seriously, whatever happened to the idea of effecting change from within?
Or would you rather sit back and ponder life's futility and meaninglessness while your million dollars sits, unclaimed and earning interest, in the coffers of the very institutions you claim to disavow.
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On August 30, 2006 11:05 AM, markoos wrote:
talking about not wanting prizes or money - there's a story of an australian runner called cliff young. he was a humble farmer who won the melbourne to sydney marathon.
"When Cliff Young was awarded the first prize of $10,000, he said he did not know there was a prize and insisted that he had not entered for the money. He said, "There're five other runners still out there doing it tougher than me," and he gave them $2,000 each. He did not keep a single cent for himself. That act endeared him to all of Australia. Cliff Young was a humble, average man, who undertook an extraordinary feat and became a national sensation."
inspiring stuff. he used to run in rubber galoshes and all.
check it out... http://www.inspiring-quotes-and-stories.com/cliff-young.html
"When Cliff Young was awarded the first prize of $10,000, he said he did not know there was a prize and insisted that he had not entered for the money. He said, "There're five other runners still out there doing it tougher than me," and he gave them $2,000 each. He did not keep a single cent for himself. That act endeared him to all of Australia. Cliff Young was a humble, average man, who undertook an extraordinary feat and became a national sensation."
inspiring stuff. he used to run in rubber galoshes and all.
check it out... http://www.inspiring-quotes-and-stories.com/cliff-young.html
On August 31, 2006 5:05 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
That's nice that he took the money and gave it away to others who he felt deserved it.
The esteemed Dr. Perelman simply refused the money!
The esteemed Dr. Perelman simply refused the money!
Planet vanishes from night sky, replaced by clump of ice
The Solar System has eight planets again today, down from the nine it has had for the past 76 years.
A nuclear missile, launched from the NASA base on Titan, has destroyed Pluto entirely. Scientists at the Royal Astronomical Society For Arbitrary Judgement Calls consequently voted to redefine Pluto, once known as a "planet," to an "aimlessly drifting clump of space ice."
In the past, generations of schoolchildren had memorized a list of planets that included Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. However, the next generation of schoolchildren will have one fewer planet to remember, now that the list ends with Neptune.
Despite the removal of Pluto from the list of planets, the continued existence of planet Neptune prevents me from making any jokes about a list of "things that end with Uranus."
Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh of Illinois in 1930, at the age of 24. Prior to 1930, Pluto did not exist.
Dr. Tombaugh was a close personal friend of Walt Disney and named his planet after Mickey Mouse's dog Pluto, in honour of the cartoonist. The original suggestion of planet Goofy was rejected, as Goofy had already been assigned to Celestial Body XG-209 by a competing astronomer.
A nuclear missile, launched from the NASA base on Titan, has destroyed Pluto entirely. Scientists at the Royal Astronomical Society For Arbitrary Judgement Calls consequently voted to redefine Pluto, once known as a "planet," to an "aimlessly drifting clump of space ice."
In the past, generations of schoolchildren had memorized a list of planets that included Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. However, the next generation of schoolchildren will have one fewer planet to remember, now that the list ends with Neptune.
Despite the removal of Pluto from the list of planets, the continued existence of planet Neptune prevents me from making any jokes about a list of "things that end with Uranus."
Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh of Illinois in 1930, at the age of 24. Prior to 1930, Pluto did not exist.
Dr. Tombaugh was a close personal friend of Walt Disney and named his planet after Mickey Mouse's dog Pluto, in honour of the cartoonist. The original suggestion of planet Goofy was rejected, as Goofy had already been assigned to Celestial Body XG-209 by a competing astronomer.
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On August 27, 2006 12:20 AM, markoos wrote:
rest in peace old friend.
so what are the school kids going to memorise now? my very elderley mother just sat up near...?
so what are the school kids going to memorise now? my very elderley mother just sat up near...?
On August 27, 2006 12:01 PM, Just D wrote:
I rather like it now that it is referred to as a "dwarf."
On August 29, 2006 2:41 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
Mark, check out this link to "Pluto mnemonic device contest results." First place goes to My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.
People, people! Please! Let's not create a mob scene!
Those of you who have not been keeping up with the news this week might be wondering, what's been going on?
August 17:
August 16:
August 11:
August 10:
Gosh. Let's not overreact or anything, because we wouldn't want to "let the terrorists win" by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear. Oh wait, isn't that what the goal of terrorism is?
Hopefully Al-Qaeda will be defeated soon and then I won't have to worry about all this terrorism coming to my neighbourhood.
August 17:
A pregnant woman attempted to go through security in a West Virginia airport with two bottles of water in her carry-on bag, which is not permitted under tight new regulations. The liquid in the bottles is confirmed to be just water, but there is suspicion of "explosive residue" on the outside of the bottles.
The entire airport is evacuated and shut down as a precaution. The residue turns out to be from a single drop of bleach.
The entire airport is evacuated and shut down as a precaution. The residue turns out to be from a single drop of bleach.
August 16:
United Airlines flight 923, flying from London to Washington, D.C., was diverted to Boston escorted by two F-15 fighter jets after a claustrophobic passenger with a fear of flying appeared "agitated" and began to act "unruly." She was carrying a banned substance in her carry-on bag -- hand cream.
The 59-year-old woman, described as a "peace activist" and a "friendly, stable grandmother with no history of erratic behavior," is in custody awaiting a hearing next week.
The 59-year-old woman, described as a "peace activist" and a "friendly, stable grandmother with no history of erratic behavior," is in custody awaiting a hearing next week.
August 11:
Three men from Texas are arrested in Michigan are arrested and charged with "collecting materials to aid terrorism" and "surveillance of a vulnerable target with intent to commit terrorism" after purchasing a large number of cell phones and taking pictures of the Mackinac Bridge.
As it turns out, the men are in the business of purchasing and unlocking cell phones so that buyers to use them with any carrier, and took the photos of the bridge as many out-of-state tourists do.
It's too bad these amateur photographers didn't think just to go to the State of Michigan's web site at www.michigan.gov, where I counted 174 pictures of the bridge in question.
As it turns out, the men are in the business of purchasing and unlocking cell phones so that buyers to use them with any carrier, and took the photos of the bridge as many out-of-state tourists do.
It's too bad these amateur photographers didn't think just to go to the State of Michigan's web site at www.michigan.gov, where I counted 174 pictures of the bridge in question.
August 10:
Air Canada flight 7652, en route from Montreal to Washington, D.C., was diverted to a remote runway at Baltimore airport after a "suspicious package" was found on board. Passengers were quickly evacuated and the plane searched.
The package turned out to contain nothing more than serving plates.
The package turned out to contain nothing more than serving plates.
Gosh. Let's not overreact or anything, because we wouldn't want to "let the terrorists win" by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear. Oh wait, isn't that what the goal of terrorism is?
Hopefully Al-Qaeda will be defeated soon and then I won't have to worry about all this terrorism coming to my neighbourhood.
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On August 18, 2006 6:49 PM, Just D wrote:
It has gotten seriously goofy hasn't it? I may never travel again (after this time).
On August 21, 2006 5:00 AM, Seebz wrote:
Thanks for the update.
You may wanna check about the baby bottle thinggy that had bleach. I read somewhere that it contained some sort of liquid bomb.
Why did i have to go book a flight with BAirways?? oh yeah, it was a really cheap flight.
You may wanna check about the baby bottle thinggy that had bleach. I read somewhere that it contained some sort of liquid bomb.
Why did i have to go book a flight with BAirways?? oh yeah, it was a really cheap flight.
On August 21, 2006 1:10 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
We must be referring to two different incidents. Mine had no baby bottle. I've updated the post to identify the one I was referring to, which is at an airport in West Virginia. No explosives were found, there was no liquid bomb (only bottled water), and the woman was released. Now... EVERYBODY PANIC!
On August 21, 2006 8:24 PM, markoos wrote:
pure madness. we're just waiting until terrorism comes to the shores of australia.
until then we're pretty lax about the whole thing.
oh, but sjust after 2001, some tourist joked about having a bomb in his carry on lugagge a a steward was putting it in his overhad locker:
"carefull, there's a bomb in there"
everyone knew he was joking, including the stewards, but he had to be escorted off the flight anyway. it went to court and he was charged.
heavy.
until then we're pretty lax about the whole thing.
oh, but sjust after 2001, some tourist joked about having a bomb in his carry on lugagge a a steward was putting it in his overhad locker:
"carefull, there's a bomb in there"
everyone knew he was joking, including the stewards, but he had to be escorted off the flight anyway. it went to court and he was charged.
heavy.
On August 25, 2006 3:51 AM, Seebz wrote:
Yeah, my mistake. I had just read:
"A husband and wife arrested in the British terror raids allegedly planned to take their six-month-old baby on a mid-air suicide mission" and then your post. Looks like I kneaded them up and made a whole new story. ;)
In both cases, like Sassan mentioned, EVERYBODY PANIC!
"A husband and wife arrested in the British terror raids allegedly planned to take their six-month-old baby on a mid-air suicide mission" and then your post. Looks like I kneaded them up and made a whole new story. ;)
In both cases, like Sassan mentioned, EVERYBODY PANIC!
On August 25, 2006 5:37 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
I watched a fascinating documentary on CBC last night called Why We Fight that puts the role of the U.S. in the world in a whole new light. It's well worth watching.
More techtrack.gov madness!
I previously wrote here about a server from techtrack.gov visiting my site.
Today, there were three more visits from that server -- directly into the Google cache of the article cited above.
Why?
I looked for any hidden messages I could find, and found that if you rearrange the letters in:
SERVERS AT TECHTRACK.GOV
you get:
COVERTS REGRET VAST HACK.
Well, that explains it! And as soon as I find out what "it" is that it explains, I'll let you all know.
Today, there were three more visits from that server -- directly into the Google cache of the article cited above.
Why?
I looked for any hidden messages I could find, and found that if you rearrange the letters in:
SERVERS AT TECHTRACK.GOV
you get:
COVERTS REGRET VAST HACK.
Well, that explains it! And as soon as I find out what "it" is that it explains, I'll let you all know.
A list of headlines served to me by Google Desktop
Here is a list of headlines served to me by Google Desktop based on what it thinks are my interests, presented here in alphabetical order:
Interesting. It's like my computer knows me better than I know myself! (Except who the heck is Terrell Owens??)
- An Unlikely Value Play
- AND everybody knows the way I walk and knows the way I talk...
- Arrggghhh
- "Baseball bat moment"
- Cuba campaign touts Raul Castro's roots
- "Degoopified"
- Dollar drops after US adds fewer jobs than forecast in July
- "Fembot-tastic"
- HP extends Canadian Imperial Bank contract
- I should have been in this commercial fo sho.
- It's Farking Friday!!!!
- It's shark week. I heart sharks.
- Keeping tabs on a food empire
- KPN and RIM launch BlackBerry 7130g in the Netherlands
- Mayor announces arrests in Phoenix case
- Microsoft invites black hats into Vista
- Over-by-over: afternoon session
- Pegasus Wireless retires 13M shares
- Printers a weak link in network security, expert says
- Prosecutor alleges money laundering
- Review: Search-Term Report
- Senate ratifies controversial cybercrime treaty
- *Sitting here totally offended. Yup.*
- Sprint to deploy high-speed wireless technology this year
- "Stem-cell-hugger"
- Tech acquisitions up
- Terrell Owens sits out practice
- The Friday Morning Prayer
- The Stratosphere Tower Las Vegas
- The Tao of security blogs
- Work humor
Interesting. It's like my computer knows me better than I know myself! (Except who the heck is Terrell Owens??)
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On August 04, 2006 9:15 PM, Just D wrote:
Heyyyy.. I recognized several of those things on the list. I'm on your Google desktop??
How very cool.
How very cool.
On August 04, 2006 9:40 PM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
You're right! Google Desktop is pretty cool. It automagically picked up the Atom feed from your blog and began serving headlines as you post!
On August 08, 2006 10:45 AM, wrote:
The pictures you took of Fisherman's Harbour look great. It is interesting to see these shots taken in early spring. You have captured the peacefulness of the place in pixels well.
I do not think that rusty object is an anchor in your first picture. It looks to be part of a hoist.
In summer, the wild raspberries and blueberries can still be found although they have been much harder to find as the spruce trees seem to grow about 8 inches taller every year.
I do not think that rusty object is an anchor in your first picture. It looks to be part of a hoist.
In summer, the wild raspberries and blueberries can still be found although they have been much harder to find as the spruce trees seem to grow about 8 inches taller every year.
On August 08, 2006 11:22 AM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
Thanks for the feedback, John C! I'm glad you liked the pictures. It was fun to make them.
I've updated the page to identify the rusty object correctly. Anchors and hoists are all the same to us landlubbers in Ontario! :)
I've updated the page to identify the rusty object correctly. Anchors and hoists are all the same to us landlubbers in Ontario! :)
What if...
What if you didn't have clean running water, electricity, sewage, or heat?
What if nobody had ever invented the Rubik's Cube?
What if there was no Internet?
What if you never learned to talk?
What if you needed glasses but couldn't afford to buy them?
What if it was everyone for themself?
What if the shortest distance between two points was not a straight line?
What if you had to call 911 in a life-threatening emergency, and just got a busy signal?
What if they took Doritos off the market forever?
What if the last words you ever said to the one person who loves you more than anyone else in the world were "Get the fuck out of the car?"
What if nobody had ever invented the Rubik's Cube?
What if there was no Internet?
What if you never learned to talk?
What if you needed glasses but couldn't afford to buy them?
What if it was everyone for themself?
What if the shortest distance between two points was not a straight line?
What if you had to call 911 in a life-threatening emergency, and just got a busy signal?
What if they took Doritos off the market forever?
What if the last words you ever said to the one person who loves you more than anyone else in the world were "Get the fuck out of the car?"
All the brave people who keep us safe in our homes and our cars
A big shout out and "thank you" to the good people at the Waterloo Fire Department who responded promptly to my call last night after the carbon monoxide detector went off. I was concerned because I told my wife that I was feeling inexplicably dizzy and nauseous, then the alarm went off less than a minute later. I thought it might be a coincidence, so I reset it and it came back on after a few minutes. So we left the house and called in the cavalry.
They showed up in their big red truck -- without sirens blaring, fortunately; we live on a quiet street and the last thing I need is a million questions from our neighbours. They went through the house with their own carbon monoxide detector, but found none at all. Even though we are not using the furnace because it is summer, we still have a gas stove and a gas water heater. We concluded that it was a false alarm, and felt bad for wasting their time, but it was still nice to feel secure.
It takes a special kind of person to risk their own life for the sake of others. Thankfully, there was no real threat in our home last night, but I'm sure they would still have rushed in and saved us if the house were on fire. I noticed that my son Ryan liked the truck, and was playing with his own toy version last night after they left. Maybe one day, he will be in a situation to help others too.
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Then this morning, as I was driving to work, a very helpful police officer pulled me over and fined me $110 for not having a front licence plate on my car, as required in Ontario. I am so grateful that someone was looking out for me, ready to rescue me from the twin perils of improved aerodynamics and a nice look to the front of my car.
They showed up in their big red truck -- without sirens blaring, fortunately; we live on a quiet street and the last thing I need is a million questions from our neighbours. They went through the house with their own carbon monoxide detector, but found none at all. Even though we are not using the furnace because it is summer, we still have a gas stove and a gas water heater. We concluded that it was a false alarm, and felt bad for wasting their time, but it was still nice to feel secure.
It takes a special kind of person to risk their own life for the sake of others. Thankfully, there was no real threat in our home last night, but I'm sure they would still have rushed in and saved us if the house were on fire. I noticed that my son Ryan liked the truck, and was playing with his own toy version last night after they left. Maybe one day, he will be in a situation to help others too.
--
Then this morning, as I was driving to work, a very helpful police officer pulled me over and fined me $110 for not having a front licence plate on my car, as required in Ontario. I am so grateful that someone was looking out for me, ready to rescue me from the twin perils of improved aerodynamics and a nice look to the front of my car.
A list of 33 things I have never done (but that many other people have)
1. I have never swung an axe.
2. I have never run a marathon.
3. I have never driven a motorcycle.
4. I have never swam in the ocean. oops, I have so
5. I have never hunted an animal.
6. I have never shouted from the rooftops.
7. I have never eaten at Jack In The Box.
8. I have never worn a necklace.
9. I have never eaten an insect.
10. I have never tried drugs.
11. I have never fed an alligator.
12. I have never read a Harry Potter book.
13. I have never owned a dog.
14. I have never grown a tomato from seed.
15. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
16. I have never been to Alberta.
17. I have never done 100 push-ups.
18. I have never had anything pierced.
19. I have never stolen a bicycle.
20. I have never worn a Speedo.
21. I have never saved a life.
22. I have never watched an episode of Lost.
23. I have never been arrested.
24. I have never heard Swahili spoken.
25. I have never had a tattoo.
26. I have never been granted a patent.
27. I have never read Beau Geste.
28. I have never sued anybody.
29. I have never danced naked in the street.
30. I have never played Dungeons & Dragons.
31. I have never butted in line.
32. I have never skiied down a double-diamond slope.
33. I have never played the cello.
2. I have never run a marathon.
3. I have never driven a motorcycle.
5. I have never hunted an animal.
6. I have never shouted from the rooftops.
7. I have never eaten at Jack In The Box.
8. I have never worn a necklace.
9. I have never eaten an insect.
10. I have never tried drugs.
11. I have never fed an alligator.
12. I have never read a Harry Potter book.
13. I have never owned a dog.
14. I have never grown a tomato from seed.
15. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
16. I have never been to Alberta.
17. I have never done 100 push-ups.
18. I have never had anything pierced.
19. I have never stolen a bicycle.
20. I have never worn a Speedo.
21. I have never saved a life.
22. I have never watched an episode of Lost.
23. I have never been arrested.
24. I have never heard Swahili spoken.
25. I have never had a tattoo.
26. I have never been granted a patent.
27. I have never read Beau Geste.
28. I have never sued anybody.
29. I have never danced naked in the street.
30. I have never played Dungeons & Dragons.
31. I have never butted in line.
32. I have never skiied down a double-diamond slope.
33. I have never played the cello.
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On August 03, 2006 9:15 PM, Just D wrote:
1. Yes. Don't ask.
2. No.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Never.
6. Does yelling for more shingles count?
7. Nope.
8. Yes.
9. Not on purpose.
10. Nope.
11. Nope.
12. Yup. All of them.
13. Yes.
14. Nope. Yuck.
15. Nope, but plan to. :-)
16. No.
17. No.
18. Yes.
19. No.
20. No.
21. No.
22. Yes. All of them.
23. No.
24. I wouldn't know.
25. No.
26. No
27. No.
28. Not for myself.
29. No.
30. No.
31. Yes.
32. No.
33. No.
Damn Sassan, we need to get out more.
2. No.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Never.
6. Does yelling for more shingles count?
7. Nope.
8. Yes.
9. Not on purpose.
10. Nope.
11. Nope.
12. Yup. All of them.
13. Yes.
14. Nope. Yuck.
15. Nope, but plan to. :-)
16. No.
17. No.
18. Yes.
19. No.
20. No.
21. No.
22. Yes. All of them.
23. No.
24. I wouldn't know.
25. No.
26. No
27. No.
28. Not for myself.
29. No.
30. No.
31. Yes.
32. No.
33. No.
Damn Sassan, we need to get out more.
On August 04, 2006 11:59 AM, Sassan Sanei wrote:
You should have seen The List I Dare Not Post.
It has all the things that I originally wrote into the list above, then deleted as I thought to myself, "Oh wait, there was that one time..."
'nuff said
It has all the things that I originally wrote into the list above, then deleted as I thought to myself, "Oh wait, there was that one time..."
'nuff said
you see things like this lal the time when people don't check orders before they place them and whammo! they receive the book on tape instead of the book or something stupid ilke that.