Merry Christmas
Dear Readers of Sassan Sanei, The Blog of:
Christmas is a time of year when mankind and womankind stop complaining about their miserable lot in life for just one day, long enough to embrace each other and harken back to days of yore when people were good and kind, and nobody hurt anybody else, and there was no crime or disease, and chocolate eclairs cost a nickel, and everybody lived to be a thousand years old.
Of course these days, you can't walk down the street without being mugged or shot at or spit upon by complete strangers, but this is the world we have created and the one we choose to live in. So, let us all rise up and let this Christmas mark the year when we choose love over hate, peace over war, and chocolates over peppermint candy canes.
I say, let this be the Christmas of glory. The Christmas of pride. The Christmas of happiness.
Indeed, let this be The Christmas of Sassan™.
Merry Christmas everyone. All the very best to you and yours from me and mine!
Christmas is a time of year when mankind and womankind stop complaining about their miserable lot in life for just one day, long enough to embrace each other and harken back to days of yore when people were good and kind, and nobody hurt anybody else, and there was no crime or disease, and chocolate eclairs cost a nickel, and everybody lived to be a thousand years old.
Of course these days, you can't walk down the street without being mugged or shot at or spit upon by complete strangers, but this is the world we have created and the one we choose to live in. So, let us all rise up and let this Christmas mark the year when we choose love over hate, peace over war, and chocolates over peppermint candy canes.
I say, let this be the Christmas of glory. The Christmas of pride. The Christmas of happiness.
Indeed, let this be The Christmas of Sassan™.
Merry Christmas everyone. All the very best to you and yours from me and mine!
The funniest joke in the world
Two elephants are in a bathtub.
"Pass the soap, Millicent," says the first elephant.
"No soap--" replies the second elephant. "Radio!"
"Pass the soap, Millicent," says the first elephant.
"No soap--" replies the second elephant. "Radio!"
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On December 19, 2006 11:33 AM, 
mist1 wrote:
mist1 wrote:
I always thought the funniest joke in the world involved an elephant too. Only, it goes like this:
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck.
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck.
On December 19, 2006 12:25 PM, 
wrote:
wrote:
This made me laugh. Probably because my favorite one is:
What do an orange and a chicken have in common?
They're both orange all except for the chicken...
What do an orange and a chicken have in common?
They're both orange all except for the chicken...
On December 20, 2006 6:30 AM, wrote:
wrote:
I remember hearing this a long time ago...but I don't get it either...please splain!
On December 20, 2006 11:37 AM, Just D wrote:
Just D wrote:
I posted about your post and got this response:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio
My response: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio
My response: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
keep up the fantastic work.